gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl)

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

(Source: xmidnightfantasy)

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tastefullyoffensive:

There’s something on the right that has everyone worried that the firefly isn’t noticing. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

There’s something on the right that has everyone worried that the firefly isn’t noticing. [x]

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He caught me trying to recycle the phone book."
Submitted By: Shannon N.
Location: Texas, United States

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He caught me trying to recycle the phone book."
Submitted By: Shannon N.
Location: Texas, United States

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spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

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