uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again

folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again

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WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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