skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

(Source: invades)

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  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Source: copernicus-qwark)

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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9gag:

Never worry about where to put your banana again! #9gag

9gag:

Never worry about where to put your banana again! #9gag

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tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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